Camping 4 Dummies
-Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do
not go into the woods alone.
-A two-man pup tent does not fit two men or even a good-sized pup.
-A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
-You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing
on a pile of dry sticks.
-In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting
small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your
underwear.
-The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent
kindling.
-The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled and fascinated campers for
generations. The sight of a bald camper, however, does absolutely nothing
for the eagle.
-It’s entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain
road behind a large motor home.
-Effective January 1, 2012, you will actually have to enlist in the Swiss
Army to get a real Swiss Army Knife.
-In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a
snoring tent-mate.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”