In case any of you are looking this holiday week for summer vacation spots,
be aware of the following advertising lingo:
Old world charm = No bath
Tropical = Rainy
Majestic setting = A long way from town
Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied
Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts = They’ve flown in an airplane before
No extra fees = No extras
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”