I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops
to breathe. – Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. – Henny Youngman
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. – Joe Namath
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should
have remained a virgin.” – Lillian Carter (mother of President Jimmy and
Billy Carter)
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have
since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. –
Mark Twain
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my
nap. – Bob Hope
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
through Congress. – Will Rogers
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… as you grow older, it will avoid
you. – Winston Churchill
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go
anywhere. – Billy Crystal
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”