Sometimes you just need a way to get back at someone for their comments or
conduct or character or just the way they are in general. Try a few of
these on for size. Look ’em in the eye and say sweetly . . .
I suppose your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same
grade
I suppose you can say complete sentences without using a single word from
Webster’s Dictionary
I suppose your belt buckle is bigger than most hubcaps
I suppose you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made
it
I suppose you have to dust off the silverware each year when relatives come
over for Thanksgiving
I suppose your friends think you are a celebrity because your picture
appears in post offices throughout the country.
I suppose you’ve sent in a resume to appear on America’s Most Wanted
I suppose you think the “seven-year itch” has something to do with your
underwear
I suppose your attention span is shorter than a documentary on French war
heroes
I suppose you’ve gotten a rejection letter from an ugly contest because they
said “Sorry, no professionals allowed.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”