10. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
9. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Matter of fact, just leave me
alone.
7. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
6. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your
neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
5. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
4. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
3. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
2. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
1. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butts. Then
things get worse
Bonus: The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”