On midnight on New Year’s Eve, thousands of birds fell dead right out of the
sky in Arkansas and Louisiana. Many asked “Where was the President in this
national crisis?” Vacationing in Hawaii.
But the real question? Where were Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin? Inquiring
minds want to know.
Newsflash: In the ensuing 3 weeks we can report that thankfully the dead
bird epidemic has FINALLY come to an end.
53 Eagles found dead in Philadelphia
53 deceased Ravens in Pittsburgh
53 Falcons lifeless at their Atlanta home
53 dead Seahawks all over Soldier’s Field
In a related matter, the Wisconsin DNR just issued the Packers a Bear permit
(Non-football grif.net readers are asked indulgence for such humor)
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”