A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pike. Motorists
are asked to be on the lookout for 11 hardened criminals.
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A policeman spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving
up beside her, he shouted out the window, “Pull over!”
“No,” she replied. “A scarf!”
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A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the
scene found the man face down in his tub. The tub had been filled with milk,
and the deceased had sugar in his hair and a banana protruding from his ear.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
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A dwarf fortune teller was arrested for fraud, but has escaped on foot in
the park. Police suggest everyone be aware of a small medium at large.
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Description: ‘Suspect last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper
shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.’
Crime: Wanted for Rustling
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”