If you stop believing in Santa Claus, you will start getting clothes for
Christmas.
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I told Santa you were good this year. He hasn’t stopped laughing since!
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Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental.
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What is a webmaster’s favorite hymn? Oh, dot com, all ye faithful!
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the
fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present
remembered
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”