To – All Employees
From – Management
Subject – Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure
Industry Council):
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is
discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an
incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests from management are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.”
4. Company vehicles are not to be used to go over the river and through the
woods to Grandma’s house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
7. In lieu of a Christmas bonus, a tree has been planted in Israel in your
name. (Your day to water is Thursday)
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”