In a Toy Store: “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”
At the Bridal boutique: “Marry Christmas.”
Outside a church: “The original Christmas Club.”
At a department store: “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the
crowd.”
At a Texas jewelry store: “Diamond tiaras — $70,000. Three for $200,000.
Outside the Fitness Center: “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.”
In a stationery store: “For the man who has everything… a calendar to
remind him when payments are due.”
FBI Witness Protection Center gift shop “Handmade gifts for that
hard-to-find person.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”