Yesterday, December 7th, an old Jew was shopping in a local mall and came
across an Asian fellow just window-shopping and minding his own business. He
walked up to the Asian and gave him a whack.
“What was THAT for?”
“Sinking the Arizona at Pearl Harbor!”
“Wait a minute!! I’m Chinese, not Japanese!” the fellow replied.
“So what?” said the Jew. “Chinese, Japanese – the same thing.”
He walked away but the Chinese man followed him. He tapped the Jew on the
shoulder and when he turned, whacked him back.
“What was THAT for?”
“Sinking the Titanic!”
“Wait a minute! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” the fellow replied.
“So what?” said the Asian. “Iceberg, Goldberg – the same thing.”
[Apologies to my Jewish and Asian friends. Whack.]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”