If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that 1 in 5
enjoys it?
The problem with political jokes is they get elected
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Marriage is not a word — it is a sentence
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man’s biggest problems
would be solved.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t
get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the
target.
God gave us two eyes and ten fingers so we will type five times as much as
we read.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”