If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have
more than one child?
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenager who wants to buy a car.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It
could be a right number.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a
shortage of fishing poles.
I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones
who mind, don’t matter.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”