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10/12/10 Grif.Net – Questionable Logic

10/12/10 Grif.Net – Questionable Logic

Feathers are light.
The sun gives off light.
Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.

All tables have four legs.
My dog has four legs.
Therefore, my dog is a table.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

Time is money.
Money talks
Therefore, time will tell.

All men are mortal.
Socrates was a man.
Therefore, all men are Socrates.

I’m a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I am perfect!

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”