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09/11/09 Grif.Net – Heaven

09/11/09 Grif.Net – Heaven

[HAPPY PATRIOT’S DAY! 9.11 will never be the same in my mind again]

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout
counter, a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped
beneath the moving belt under the scanner and was gone. They looked and
looked but could not find it.

The checker looked distressed, so the woman said, “That’s okay. It’s in
coupon heaven now.”

“Coupon heaven?” the checker said.

“Yes”, the woman said. “That’s where coupons go when they die.”

The checker replied seriously, “But only the redeemed ones!”

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”