09/10/09 Grif.Net – Top Ten Signs You’re in For a Long Sunday Sermon

10.
There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.

 9.
The pews have camper hookups.

 8.
You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to have a few extra tapes on hand to record today’s sermon.

 

7.
The preacher has brought a pile of lunchables to the pulpit.

6.
The preacher breaks for an intermission.

 

5.
The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.

4.
When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, they roll in a 4-drawer filing cabinet.

3.
The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.

 

2.
Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns
up a four-foot hour-glass.

 AND
THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON

 

1.
The minister says, “You’ll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl” but
it’s only September 13th

 

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ANSWERS
to yesterday’s “Job Search”

 

1.
Jim Carey; Night Watchman

2.
Warren Beatty;Rat Catcher

3.
Steve Buscemi; NY Fire Department

4.
Sean Connery; Milkman

5.
Walt Disney; Red Cross Ambulance Driver

6.
Wilford Brimley; Howard Hughes Body Guard

7.
Morgan Freeman; Air Force Mechanic

8.
Tim Burton; Animator

9.
Evangeline Lilly; Flight Attendant

10.
Mick Jagger; Porter at Mental Health Hospital

11.
Rod Steward; Gravedigger

13.
Marlon Brando; Ditch Digger

14.
Robin Williams; Mime

15.
Danny DeVito; Hair Stylist

16.
Queen Latifah; Burger King Counter Worker

17.
Lucille Ball; Ice Cream Cone Maker

18.
Ronald Reagan; Radio Announcer

19.
Jason Lee; Taco Bell Cook

20.
Michael Douglas; Gas Station Attendant

Bonus Answer:
21.
‘Dr Bob’ Griffin; Slaughterhouse Blood Shoveler

  

Dr Bob Griffin

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