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08/27/09 Grif.Net – Truism Week, 4

08/27/09 Grif.Net – Truism Week, 4

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they
had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the
restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then
estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a
large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like
being made to feel like a big fat glutton before dinner.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no
matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know
what time it is.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with
it.

The other day some kid asked me, “What would happen if you ran over a
ninja?” How do I respond to that?

It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link
takes me to a video instead of text.

I wonder if cops ever get irritated that everyone they drive behind obeys
the speed limit.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”