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07/15/09 Grif.Net – If Mothers Wrote the Bible

07/15/09 Grif.Net – If Mothers Wrote the Bible

Did you ever think we’re missing part of the Bible stories by just reading
the facts? Here are some additions of lines that their MOTHERS might have
said . . .

David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your
harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been!

Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! I told you never to play with fire!

Noah! No, you can’t keep them! I told you, don’t bring home any more strays!

Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!

James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People
are going to call you the sons of thunder!

Judas! Have you been in my purse again?

Cain! Get off your brother! You’re going to kill him some day!

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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”