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06/03/09 Grif.Net – Maxims for the Internet Age

06/03/09 Grif.Net – Maxims for the Internet Age

1. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8..Home is where you hang your @

9. The geek shall inherit the earth.

10. A chat has nine lives.

11. Don’t byte off more than you can view.

12. Fax is stranger than fiction.

13. Windows will never cease.

14. Virtual reality is its own reward.

15. There’s no place like http://www.home.com

BONUS: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”