[Borrowed from Prairie Home Companion]
Just remember, a hard boiled egg is really hard to beat.
Seeing a hungry man, you go to your bank and withdraw money, and give the
man $10. You may have fed him for a day or two. However, if you teach that
same man to rob that same bank, you have fed him for twenty-five-to-life.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
What’s the difference between a kitty-cat and a comma? One has its claws at
the end of its paws; the other has its pause at the end of its clause.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back
in your pocket.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those
who can’t.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”