Here are some feeble attempts at puns for a new month. No foolin’.
“Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him
very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.”
“My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He’s always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.”
“I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast.
He had a one track mind.”
“The price of chess pieces was going up.
I had to buy quickly, so I decided to contact my pawn broker.”
“Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”