THE DOCTORS’ OPINION OF THE BAILOUT (from Peggy Randle)
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and the
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said,
“Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, as the Radiologists
could see right through it.
The Naturopaths said everyone was ignoring the real causes, and the Surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists told Congress . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”