I’m
retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again =
today
I’m
in the initial stages of my golden years – SS, CD’s, =
IRA’s,
AARP…
Never
do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the =
paramedics
Old
age comes at a very bad time
I
was always taught to respect my elders. I’m so old, there’s =
no one
left to respect.
I
was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours – that was only for the =
estimate
I’m
so old that when I eat in a restaurant they ask for the money up =
front.
At
my age, everything I buy comes with a lifetime =
guarantee
According
to my best recollection, I don’t =
remember
Any
day above ground is a good one
Bald
and counting on global warming
Anybody
seen my teeth?
At
my age flowers scare me!
So
far this is the oldest I’ve ever been
It
ain’t the age. It’s the mileage
I’m
NOT a Senior Citizen. I’m a recycled =
teenager
I
said, LEAVE THAT PLUG ALONE!
~~
Dr
Bob Griffin
"Jesus
knows me, this I love"