Everyone is on this low-fat craze now. I heard that the Mayo Clinic just
changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.
A lady with a clipboard stopped me at the mall the other day. She said, “Can
you spare a few minutes for cancer research?”
I said, “Alright, but we’re not going to get much done.”
I hadn’t been feeling well, so I went to my doctor for a complete checkup.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor said. “You’re dying, and
you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible! How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?” I asked. “Ten WHAT? Months? Weeks? Days? What?!”
“Nine…”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”