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01/22/09 Grif.Net – Odd Thoughts

01/22/09 Grif.Net – Odd Thoughts

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

I had amnesia once — or twice.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a
nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Why do people say “close proximity”? Is there a “far proximity?”

My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity

The speed of time is one-second per second.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

They asked me if I had a problem being ignorant and apathetic. I told them,
“I don’t know and I don’t care!”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”