Wyoming is usually fairly mild in winter (our secret) and seldom need more
than a suit jacket or windbreaker. Cold fronts rush down from Alberta, but
winds push them to the Dakotas, the Midwest, Ohio Valley then New England.
NOT TODAY! -20F Sunday and never neared zero. Same today.
So it reminded me of the old joke: It was so cold . . . the Democrats had
their hands in their OWN pockets!
And a bunch more . . .
It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
It was so cold . . . hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold . . . roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and
begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . . I chipped a tooth on my soup!
It was so cold . . . we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled
inside it to warm up!
It was so cold . . . UN weapons’ inspectors suddenly decided that chemical
weapons might be hidden in Hawaii!
It was so cold . . . Richard Simmons started wearing pants!
It was so cold . . . the kid’s snowman knocked on the door and asked to
sleep on the couch!
And the best one . . .
It was so cold . . . we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only
got two chords.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”