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12/06/08 Weekend Grif.Net – Gun Control

12/06/08 Weekend Grif.Net – Gun Control

Some famous lines on gun control (attributed to John Steinbeck)

1. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll
just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do
you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle.’

8. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it.

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”