A high school class was discussing the qualifications to be president of the
United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born
citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class
immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural
born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many
capable individuals from becoming president.
The teacher and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but
everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating …
“What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country
than one born by c-section?”
[thanks to Van for the humor]
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ANSWERS from Tuesday
1. Year of first city-wide Halloween celebration in USA = 1920
2. Name of that city (Halloween Capital of the World) = Anoka, Minnesota
3. Pounds of pumpkins produced in USA = 1.1 billion
4. Leading pumpkin-producing state = Illinois
5. What is wrong with this sentence:. “Pumpkin is a tasty and nutritious
vegetable.” = Pumpkin is a fruit, not a vegetable
6. Number of films in the “Halloween” franchise = 9
7. Year in which first Halloween series film was produced = 1978
8. Name of Celtic festival on October 31 where it was believed ghosts return
to do mischief = Samhain
9. Famous comedian born on Halloween = John Candy
10. Record Time it took carving a jack-o-lantern face from a pumpkin = 24.03
seconds
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”