[A lot of grif.net emails get returned with messages that recipients are
“out of the office”.]
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get
the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctor’s having my brain removed so
I can be promoted to our management team.
I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from holiday on 10/18/08. Please be patient, and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable
to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
Thank you for your message which has been added to a queuing system. You are
currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately
19 weeks.
Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for
my response.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”