The internet is full of “imponderables” or things that give more questions
than answers. Here are some questions STILL unanswered.
Q. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Q. Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’ if it’s only a ‘penny for your
thoughts’?
Q. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Q. What disease did cured ham actually have?
Q. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Q. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Q. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Q. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
And one that DOES have an answer . . .
Q. Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time . . . “?
A. No. Many begin with “If I am elected . . . ”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”