Man: “Doc I am having a problem in remembering things.”
Doc: “And when did this problem start?”
Man: “Problem? What problem?”
Man: “Doc, my wife thinks she’s a motorcycle.”
Doc: “Give her this pill and she’ll be okay.”
Man: “But if I do, how am I going to get home?”
Man: “Doctor, I feel like a cowboy!”
Doc: “How long have you been feeling like this?”
Man: “About a yeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaa”
Receptionist: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doc: “Tell him I can’t see him at the moment.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”