[Carrie answered Monday’s grif.net on stress with this sage advice: “And of
course you know that STRESSED backwards is DESSERTS, thus the cure is
obvious.” Well said! So here is some food humor. Kinda.]
Top Ten Rejected Cookbook Titles:
10. Getting Even: Hillary’s High-Fat Cookbook
9. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for Dummies
8. Bob Vila’s Sawdust Cuisine
7. Granny Clampett’s “Yer Throwin’ Away the Best Parts!” Entrees
6. Mud, Sticks, and Leaves: Cooking with a Four Year Old
5. Cooking with Condiments – An Apartment Dweller’s Guide to Making
Something Out of Nothing
4. 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
3. Everything’s Yogurt… Eventually!
2. Lions and Tigers and Beets, Oh My!
… and the Number 1 Rejected Cookbook Title:
1. Newman’s Stone: Cooking for Older Gall Bladders
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”