MORE “philosophical views” that just fell short of a passing grade . .
* Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
* Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
* Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
* Everybody repeat after me…..”We are all individuals.”
* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into jet engines.
* Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
* Half the people you know are below average.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
AND special philosophy for this special day . . .
* If you think nobody cares about you and you never get any personal mail,
try not sending in your Tax Return this year!
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”