[Bob forwarded this chuckler]
A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’
The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same
question.
The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human
race evolved.’
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom – how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from monkeys?’
The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your father told you about his.’
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”