[Received a BUNCH more children’s jokes for this light-hearted time of
festivities. BTW, I’m teaching my grandkids to give up the stale “Trick or
Treat” line. Replace it with “Deal, or No Deal”. ]
What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What’s the best way to catch an ear of corn?
Use a cobweb.
How come skeletons can’t have a party?
Because no-BODY came
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos.
What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Sheet music.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It’s hard to pin anything on them.
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given