If you’re ever been pulled over for speeding (or any other reason), you
probably should not say any of the following statements to the officer:
10. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police
officer.
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
8. Hey – I was just on my way to Krispy Kreme. Want to come?
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars
around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
6. Hey pal, I pay your salary!
5. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, as long as one of us does.
2. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
And
1. When the Officer says “Son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?”
you probably shouldn’t respond with, “Well, Officer, your eyes look glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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