[Here is a collection of MORE of Murphy’s Laws]
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to go to the bathroom.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next day you will have a flat tire.
Law of Variation: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face
down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
the carpeting.
Law of Availability: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.
[thanks to BJ for the forward]
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given