[Esther forwarded these stories to make you scratch your head]
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, =
but
they only had iceberg.
~~
A family had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told =
them
that one of their problems was that they did not have a “large” enough =
motor
on the opener.
They checked their opener ad found they had the largest one Sears made =
at
that time, a =BD horsepower. But the technician simply shook his head =
and
said, “Lady, you need a =BC horsepower.” I responded that =BD was larger =
than =BC.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Everyone knows four is larger than two.”
~~
An old and dear coworker was leaving the company due to “downsizing.” At =
a
good-bye luncheon, our manager commented cheerfully, “This is fun. We =
should
do this more often.”=20
No one said another word=20
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given