A new theory suggests that Elvis and Godzilla were identical twins who were
SEPARATED AT BIRTH. Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The
King, be one and the same? You be the judge.
Nickname
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock
Year Career Started
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954
Species
Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge lizard
Social Order
Godzilla: Hangs with freaks
Elvis: Michael Jackson, son-in-law
Famous Bug Battles
Godzilla: Fought giant caterpillar Mothra
Elvis: Outlasted the Beatles
Vocal Quirks
Godzilla: Terrible dubbing of his movies
Elvis: Never could lip-synch
Eating Habits
Godzilla: Would eat anything
Elvis: Would eat anything fried
Attire
Godzilla: Fat man in rubber suit
Elvis: Fat man in polyester suit
Alien Encounters
Godzilla: Traveled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
Elvis: Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on
Independence Day
Farewell
Godzilla: Has eaten the building
Elvis: Has eaten everything in the building
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given