[Suggested questions for my August trip to see the grandkids]
Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations.
Q: What did one elevator say to the other?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.
Q: What did the necktie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.
Q: What do you call a calf after it’s six months old?
A: Seven months old.
Q: What do you call a guy who’s born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and
then dies in Cincinnati?
A: Dead.
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad.
Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given