DID YOU HEAR . . .
About the cadet that said bad things about West Point?
He was expelled for being rotten to the corps.
About the lady who saw a sign at the movies that said 50 cents for
servicemen?
She paid $5.00 and asked for six paratroopers and four marines.
About the soldier who came to his chaplain and wanted to get something off
his chest?
Seems he needed the name of a girl changed on a tatoo.
About the fellow who admitted that he remained just a private during the
war?
So Diogenes blew out his lamp and headed home.
About the old salt who was asked if his tatoos were permanent or would they
wash off?
He apologized and admitted that he couldn’t say for sure.
About the recruit who finished Basic Training then went on a furlong instead
of a furlough?
He went as “fur” away as he could for as “long” as they’d let him.
About the WAC who fell in love with 14 guys in Charlie Company?
She said it was just a platoonic relationship.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given