“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll
never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very
difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa. But that’s entirely
irrelephant to what I was talking about…”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
“I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an
institution?”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too
dark to read.”
“You haven’t stopped talking since we got here! You must have been
vaccinated with a phonograph needle!”
“Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question
first.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given