[One more day of silly humor, then some serious stuff:]
At our Passover Seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzo, fortified with
Metamucil. The brand name, of course, is “Let My People Go”.
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover in New York?
A: A sofer
Passover Poem (Dr. Suess Style)
Sam! Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER, So let me be!
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them Sam-I-am.
But I’ll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I’ll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up inside some matzoh brie!
And in a boat upon the river,
I’ll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you’re a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham.
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given