[Way too much fun with Verbal Profundities. Here are fifteen more!]
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your Count votes.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given