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02/22/07 Grif.Net – Pets are Better than Kids

02/22/07 Grif.Net – Pets are Better than Kids

[Yesterday we shared “rules” for dogs and for company. Here are some
reminders of why many think pets are to be preferred over kids]

Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don’t ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don’t smoke or drink

8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don’t want to wear your clothes

10.Don’t need a “gazillion” dollars for college

and finally.

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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