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[10 fun jokes for kids; 2 tougher ones for adults. Go ahead; pl= ay with your food.]   Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?A: T= ater Tots    = Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink? A: Root beer   Q: What are twins favorite fruit? A:…

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.   What washes up on ver= y small beaches? Micro-waves.   Wanna hear two shor= t jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, jooooo= ooooooooke.   What do Alexander the Great and Winnie…

Becca D. reminded us, “This time of year, everyone should= know the symptoms of the Amish Flu. First you get a little horse, then a l= ittle buggy.”   Ken M. fretted, “I worry about scientists discovering= that lettuce has been fattening all along.”   Jacob A. said, “I was…

A potential groom was asked in counseling about married life. H= e was pressed about making money and about having children.  “Would having 10 children or having 10 mil= lion dollars make you truly content?”   The young man answered quickly that= he would be more satisfied having 10 children…

I’ll admit I’m not used to preaching in a church= with higher liturgy. Baptists do not have much congregational response in = a service apart from an occasional “Amen”. Substituting= in our retirement, I found the audience filled with Lutheran, Anglican, an= d Methodist seniors as I stepped to the…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[Each month in 2025, we plan to wander unsupervised down mem= ory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 2= 5 years ago (that’s from January 2000 for those mathematically challe= nged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in passing…

[First weekend of every month we quote encouraging or challengi= ng words] “Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded there.&= #8221; ~ Dr. Wayne D. Dyer=   “If you’re= offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat. Just get on.&#= 8221;~ Sheryl Sandberg  = “I find television…

[MORE of my resolutions WITH commentary, since many might quest= ion my sincerity in these monumental tasks.]  To learn how to pick locks. (It should open doors for me in 202= 5.) &= nbsp; To buy a cheap hairpiece for my bald spot.= (It will be a small price toupee.)…