[Lots= of riddles, funny thoughts, odd questions, and silly or clever answers to = give much fun for April’s Fools Day for the whole family. I would not= “bet the farm” on the truth of any of these jokes or phrases.]= Q. How do you make the number one disappear?A.…
03/31/25 Grif.Net – Prepared for April Fool’s Day
= Q. Why are March 31st babies easy to fool on April 1st? A. They literally were born yesterday. Q. Why was t= he March calendar so scared on April 1st?A. Because it knew = it was about to be fooled. Q. Why didn&#= 8217;t A and C prank…
03/29/25 Weekend Grif.Net – Love (New Testament)
In th= e ancient Hebrew and Greek texts of the Bible, love is not confined to a si= ngle word or idea. Last week we examined a few Old Testament verses to broa= den our understanding of God’s love. Today we look at the New Testame= nt, written in Greek,…
03/28/25 Grif.Net – Me and My Shadow
[Cont= inuing our week of English quotations and poetry, this little verse from Ro= bert Louis Stevenson crossed my mind and dribbled out. And drove me to Mirr= iam’s bosom – as I call my dictionary – to find out that&= nbsp; his use of “arrant” was not “errant” (the…
03/27/25 Grif.Net – Playful Poetry
[This= was taken from an English as a Second Language (ESL) textbook. IR= 17;s thankful that I leart me gooder English at home and now no better.] Have you ever seen a sheet on a river bed?= Or a single hair from a hammer’s head? Has the = foot…
03/26/25 Grif.Net – Scrumptious Words (+ Answers to ‘Who Said It’ Quiz)
[Among the million words that the English language supposedly i= ncludes, some of them sound very strange. Other words are written in an une= xpected way. Most of these words were never taught in your English language= class unless you had ME for a professor.] **Scrumptious – this word…
03/25/25 Grif.Net – Who Said It? Quiz 2
This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_03FA_01DB9D6D.E0442500 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Famous quotations are well known. Sadly, we often forget the original speaker/writer or the context in which they were given. How many of these wise or pithy sayings can you correctly attribute?] 1. “If you are…
03/24/25 Grif.Net – A Garden of Love
[This week will focus on words, poems, quotations= sure to bring an “amen” from the lips of English majors who us= ually ask “do you want fries with that? Note about this poem: I was a= romantic fool back in the 60’s and high . . . on lfe. Can’t…
03/22/25 Weekend Grif.Net – Love (Old Testament)
In the inspired texts of the Bible, love is not confined to a s= ingle word or idea. The Hebrew (Old Testament) uses a variety of terms like= ‘ahavah,’ ‘chesed,’ and ‘rachamim,’ ea= ch offering a nuanced view of love that ranges from affection and kindness = to mercy and…
03/21/25 Grif.Net – Just a Few More Limericks
[I st= ill smile at the clever rhythms and rhymes of a good limerick. Trust these,= dubbed “favorites” in Limerick itself, will turn that frown up= side down.] = The bottle of perfume that W= illie sentWas highly displeasing to Millicent;Her thanks were so co= ldThey quarreled, I’m told,‘Bout…
03/20/25 Grif.Net – Classic Limericks
[We u= sed a couple of limericks yesterday, so thought a few more couldn’t h= urt. And must feature some clean classic lines you all may remember. = Smile.] A major, with wonderful force,Called out in Hyde Park fo= r a horse.All the flowers looked round,But no horse could be…
03/19/25 Grif.Net – Limericks (+Answers to African Nation Quiz)
A lim= erick is a short, humorous five-line poem with a rhyme scheme of aa= bba. This form of poem owes its name to a group of poets from the = port city of Limerick in west-central Ireland, who wrote such verses. A certain young fellow named Bee-BeeWishe= d to wed…
03/18/25 Grif.Net – Africa Today Quiz
[Toda= y’s quiz focuses on names of countries in Africa. In my lifetime, mos= t the former European colonies have new names and many of the nations have = changed their names, too. I will give you the OLD names and all you m= ust do is give the PRESENT…