06/18/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 11)

06/18/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 11)

Marital =
Warnings: Ignore this at your own peril

**Marry someone who has a =
different favorite cereal than you, so they won’t eat all of =


**Marriage =
allows you to annoy the same person for the rest of your =


**If you steal =
her heart, make sure she steals your last name.


**Your =
marriage will survive if you realize that some days the =
‘better’ will come AFTER the =


**Love is =
blind.  Marriage is a real eye-opener.


**Marry the =
one who gives you the same feeling you get when you finally see the =
waitress bringing your food at a restaurant.


**Everyone is =
born equal in life, until they get married.


**The best way to get a husband to =
do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it.


**Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut =


**A man is =
incomplete until he is married, but then he is =



Aside: I =
finally figured out what to get Teresa for our 51st =
anniversary tomorrow.  She’s been leaving magazines opened to =
ads for jewelry and diamond catalogs strewn all over the house.  I =
may be old and slow, but I got the message.  =


I’m =
getting her a magazine rack.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"