Marital =
Warnings: Ignore this at your own peril
**Marry someone who has a =
different favorite cereal than you, so they won’t eat all of =
yours.
**Marriage =
allows you to annoy the same person for the rest of your =
life.
**If you steal =
her heart, make sure she steals your last name.
**Your =
marriage will survive if you realize that some days the =
‘better’ will come AFTER the =
‘worse’.
**Love is =
blind. Marriage is a real eye-opener.
**Marry the =
one who gives you the same feeling you get when you finally see the =
waitress bringing your food at a restaurant.
**Everyone is =
born equal in life, until they get married.
**The best way to get a husband to =
do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it.
**Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut =
afterwards.
**A man is =
incomplete until he is married, but then he is =
finished.
~~
Aside: I =
finally figured out what to get Teresa for our 51st =
anniversary tomorrow. She’s been leaving magazines opened to =
ads for jewelry and diamond catalogs strewn all over the house. I =
may be old and slow, but I got the message. =
I’m =
getting her a magazine rack.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"