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06/18/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 11)

06/18/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 11)

Marital =
Warnings: Ignore this at your own peril

**Marry someone who has a =
different favorite cereal than you, so they won’t eat all of =
yours.

 

**Marriage =
allows you to annoy the same person for the rest of your =
life.

 

**If you steal =
her heart, make sure she steals your last name.

 

**Your =
marriage will survive if you realize that some days the =
‘better’ will come AFTER the =
‘worse’.

 

**Love is =
blind.  Marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

**Marry the =
one who gives you the same feeling you get when you finally see the =
waitress bringing your food at a restaurant.

 

**Everyone is =
born equal in life, until they get married.

 

**The best way to get a husband to =
do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it.

 

**Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut =
afterwards.

 

**A man is =
incomplete until he is married, but then he is =
finished.

 

~~

Aside: I =
finally figured out what to get Teresa for our 51st =
anniversary tomorrow.  She’s been leaving magazines opened to =
ads for jewelry and diamond catalogs strewn all over the house.  I =
may be old and slow, but I got the message.  =

 

I’m =
getting her a magazine rack.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"