installment of advice on marital bliss from celebrities, some of whom =
are veterans of many marriages!]
ess you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to =
remember your anniversary.
211; Melanie White
was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
211; Groucho Marx
e people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a =
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music =
and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
211; Henry Youngman
tever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty =
fades, so will his eyesight.
211; Phyllis Diller
rying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a =
long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it =
doesn’t always go with everything else.
211; Jean Kerr
riage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be =
surprised at the large number that re-enlists.
211; James Garner
we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship =
recognized by the police.
211; Robert Louis Stevenson
ry someone who wants to spend the rest of your money together with =
211; Bob Griffin
love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove =
211; Elizabeth Evans
happy 25th anniversary today to my son Josh and his bride =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"