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06/07/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 1)

06/07/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 1)

[An=
installment of advice on marital bliss from celebrities, some of whom =
are veterans of many marriages!]

 

Unl=
ess you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to =
remember your anniversary.

&#8=
211; Melanie White

 

I =
was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

&#8=
211; Groucho Marx

 

Som=
e people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a =
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music =
and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

&#8=
211; Henry Youngman

 

Wha=
tever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty =
fades, so will his eyesight.

&#8=
211; Phyllis Diller

 

Mar=
rying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a =
long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it =
doesn’t always go with everything else.

&#8=
211;  Jean Kerr

 

Mar=
riage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be =
surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

&#8=
211; James Garner

 

If =
we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship =
recognized by the police.

&#8=
211; Robert Louis Stevenson

 

Mar=
ry someone who wants to spend the rest of your money together with =
you.”

&#8=
211; Bob Griffin

 

I =
love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove =
it.

&#8=
211; Elizabeth Evans

 

ps-=
happy 25th anniversary today to my son Josh and his bride =
Angela.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"