Marilyn L =
said, “I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s =
getting harder and harder to find any.”
Scott M =
said, “If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, =
I’d start thinking about you.”
Boyet A =
announced, “We just had identical twin daughters. One is =
Kate and the other is Dupli-Kate.”
Bruce W =
wonders, “I got an invitation to a fishing tournament with a =
$10,000 prize, but I know there has to be a catch =
somewhere.”
Russell B =
lamented, “The older I get, the tighter companies are putting the =
lids on jars.”
Harris R =
sighed, “You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the =
floor and then try to get back up.”
Bob adds, =
“I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of being part =
of a major historical event.”
Deborah V =
shared, “People are really shocked when they find out I’m =
not a good electrician.”
Gene L said, =
“Generally, my company is opposed to child labor. But =
sometimes I make an exception since they are the only ones who can =
figure out what’s wrong with our =
computers.”
Amy S related, =
“Teacher told me to turn in my final essay, but I ain’t no =
snitch”.
Thom D reminds =
us, “The Lord moves in mysterious ways. You don’t have =
to. Use your blinker.”
Laurie B said, =
“Boss asked me to sign up for a 401K. No way am I gonna run =
that far.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"