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06/02/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

06/02/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Marilyn L =
said, “I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s =
getting harder and harder to find any.”


Scott M =
said, “If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, =
I’d start thinking about you.”

 

Boyet A =
announced, “We just had identical twin daughters.  One is =
Kate and the other is Dupli-Kate.”

 

Bruce W =
wonders, “I got an invitation to a fishing tournament with a =
$10,000 prize, but I know there has to be a catch =
somewhere.”

 

Russell B =
lamented, “The older I get, the tighter companies are putting the =
lids on jars.”

 

Harris R =
sighed, “You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the =
floor and then try to get back up.”

 

Bob adds, =
“I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of being part =
of a major historical event.”

 

Deborah V =
shared, “People are really shocked when they find out I’m =
not a good electrician.”

 

Gene L said, =
“Generally, my company is opposed to child labor.  But =
sometimes I make an exception since they are the only ones who can =
figure out what’s wrong with our =
computers.”

 

Amy S related, =
“Teacher told me to turn in my final essay, but I ain’t no =
snitch”.

 

Thom D reminds =
us, “The Lord moves in mysterious ways. You don’t have =
to.  Use your blinker.”

 

Laurie B said, =
“Boss asked me to sign up for a 401K.  No way am I gonna run =
that far.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"