I have a low =
threshold of fun visiting foreign countries: =
Sign in hotel =
warns us tourists: “Streets desserted at night”.
Yet, I =
went out hoping for an ice cream cone, a Twinkie, or at least a cookie. =
Alas, nothing there.
.
And the sign =
on an emergency exit: “Door is alarmed.” =
I had to ask =
the manager “why”. He looked at me =
oddly.
Asked the desk =
clerk if she could make appointment with a tour guide for =
tomorrow.
She said, =
“Yes, sir. 10 okay?”
I replied, “That is too =
many.”
Tour guide =
came to lead my group and asked me if there was anything odd he should =
know.
I told him, =
“Every other number.” He should have already known =
that.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"