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04/22/21 Grif.Net – Confessions of Odd Sense of Humor

04/22/21 Grif.Net – Confessions of Odd Sense of Humor

I have a low =
threshold of fun visiting foreign countries:  =

 

Sign in hotel =
warns us tourists: “Streets desserted at night”.
Yet, I =
went out hoping for an ice cream cone, a Twinkie, or at least a cookie. =
Alas, nothing there.

.

And the sign =
on an emergency exit: “Door is alarmed.” =

I had to ask =
the manager “why”. He looked at me =
oddly.

 

Asked the desk =
clerk if she could make appointment with a tour guide for =
tomorrow.

She said, =
“Yes, sir. 10 okay?”
I replied, “That is too =
many.”

 

Tour guide =
came to lead my group and asked me if there was anything odd he should =
know.

I told him, =
“Every other number.”  He should have already known =
that.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"